My raison d'etre
Gracious initial greetings to you all (or "y'all," depending on your region). David has requested (stern orders actually work better, but I'll get him trained eventually) that I post a little something to explain (or excuse) my presence here, especially as my emphasis in life is much more on mattress-moaning than matrimony. So here goes:
I agreed enthusiastically to contribute to this site because David asked me to, and I’m using him to get to Randy. If you can’t have a happy home, I always say, wreck one. But seriously folks, my true motive is that I hope to entertain you, and perhaps occasionally give you something to think about, and because I tend to be something of a down-shouter, and foresee a need to (amusingly) burst the occasional bubble when you gooey romantics get all champagne-and-bouquets in this divorce-and-Constitutional-Amendment world.
I'm sort of a Luddite, and not overly fond of or proficient at things computery. Hence, I am not one for spending hours online, so please be patient if you post a response or send me mail. I'm not ignoring you, I'm ignoring the internet (Note that I do not capitalize the word. This is intentional.) I'll get back to/at you by and by, and I hope you'll find it worth the wait.
Best wishes on your coming nuptials-