Here's one to ignore: The clothes guy from "Queer Eye" (I can't recall his name. The blond guy who handles people's undies with tongs, as if he hasn't been face-down in worse) has a book out. I'll admit, bits of it are amusing, but all it is, is telling people how to look just like everyone else. What the hell is the point of that? And if he's going to dictate appearaance, why doesn't he do something about his dreadful hair, and stop wearing that pink button-down shirt that makes him look as if he has (or maybe simply exposes the fact that he has) a gut?

I really despise the whole concept of that stupid show anyway (We all know plenty of queer guys who don't have the "eye" either), but I'm working on my own version - "Queer Pole for the Straight Hole." Tag line: "He can't help with your apartment, but he'll re-arrange your interior."